Reviews
What Tyler Cox doesn't like about Desperate Dans:
Bad quality food that is not even properly cooked. Very expensive. I ordered a frit, but I gave the wrong order. The "Waitress" that is in her 60s shook so much that she dropped the plates. Avoid all costs. View all feedback. What Sophia Shaw likes about Desperate Dans:
This is a small family-run café with great simple food, dry crispy chips, crispy bacon, strong tea, many specials and nothing is special. Have often passed, but give it a try you will be pleasantly surprised. View all feedback.
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This charming little restaurant in Ballymena has been a favorite of mine for almost 30 years. The food is always delicious, reasonably priced, and served by a w...
read moreWhen we visit our granddaughter in Northern Ireland, the day always starts with an Ulster fry from Desperate Dan's. The friendly and pleasant staff, always with...
read moreThe staff were incredibly friendly and the food was delicious.
Poor quality food that isn 't even cooked right. Very expensive. Ordered a fry but was given the wrong order. The 'waitress ' who is in her 60s was shaking so m...
read moreHad a lovely lunch chicken goujons chips salad and a dip £5.95 very reasonable compared to other cafes in ballymena friendly service will be back
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read moreDesperate Dan's is a small, family-run cafe with a cozy atmosphere and simple, delicious food. While some reviewers had negative experiences with food quality and service, others raved about the charm of the establishment and the consistently tasty meals. The cafe has been a staple in Ballymena for years, attracting both locals and visitors. With a welcoming staff and a menu full of classic favorites, Desperate Dan's seems to have something for everyone, making it a must-visit spot for a hearty breakfast or a quick bite to eat.
used to go to Desperate Dans quite regularly but was surprised at a recent visit, not very clean and very tired looking. Food is okay but small servings
Brilliant wee café, to which I have been going for many years I used to frequent it as a teenager some years ago and it hasn't changed a bit; the same lady owne...
read moreSeems Desperate Dan's is nearly as old as Ballymena itself! This stalwart has been serving passers by for many years and although appearing dated that is part o...
read moreThis is a small family run cafe with great simple food, dry crispy chips, crisp bacon,strong tea, lots of specials and nothing is any bother. Have walked past m...
read moreMy experience with this cafe was with take out soup, which was really tasty. Very cheap too. I can't comment really on what it is like to sit in, but they seem...
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