Crazy Beans - GREENPORT

I feel like it’s catered more to tourists than it is to the regulars. We’ve been coming here almost every year with the family and this year it was different. The prices were up there but the food wasn’t. I’m not a fan that you can’t put the top on the card. It’s cash only, Venmo, or Zelle. When we first walked in, we were told to sit wherever we wanted. One of the booths were pretty dirty (the seats so we opted to sit somewhere else. The salt and pepper shakers are cute but pretty dirty as well… I didn’t want to touch them. There was a sign at the bathroom to clean up after ourselves (I mean, it’s common sense… but alas, the bathroom was disgusting. No hand paper towels to dry hands, garbage all over, and urine on the seat. I ordered the lobster roll for $28.95. The bread weighed more than the lobster did. I’m pretty sure the filling wasn’t event close to a quarter pound. They added lettuce to make it bulky looking. Was it worth it? No. It was smothered in mayo too. My niece ordered the build your own omelette and one of her add ins was feta cheese and it tasted sour. The drinks were good and our waitress was friendly. Sadly, the food and the atmosphere is what is used to be. For the amount we paid, it wasnt worth it.

We were walking around town and looking for a late lunch and came across this family owned business. Compared to other restaurants in the area it was very reasonably priced, good food. Almost like a little dinner.

Great breakfast food. Went there often. Get there early.

We stopped in for a cup of coffee and it was a wonderful treat. An amazing cup of delicious Colombian coffee. Service was good and the atmosphere was so friendly.

This place definitely holds true to its name! It was crazy beans inside there with how busy it was. Service was still fairly quick for just coffee. Espresso was definitely burnt though.