Hoagie Ranch Emporium - KEMAH

The best steak you ever eat. Steak night is Friday and it's amazing. Jim the owner hand cuts them and cooks them to perfection. Add a salad and steak frits and its best meal you can eat on a Friday night. The fried jalapeños are amazing and dive into their homemade ranch. PERFECTION!

We went to friday steak eve. It was said to be Sirloin. What every they served was defiantly not a real steak ,more like stomach lining of a cow or horse there was so much tendon in it you could not chew it . I have ate good steaks my life . this is not a good place at all

It?s an OK sandwich but overpriced. The bread is good, just regular shredded lettuce, and limited veggies-nothing special. $20 for a toasted footlong, and they charged extra for addtl veggies and to toast it, which seemed stingy.

Our first visit to Hoagie Ranch was a very pleasant surprise. We live out of town and stopped for lunch. The menu has a lot to offer, and the food we ate was wonderful. The meatball sub was huge and couldn't be finished. The gyro was juicy and delicious. The atmosphere is homey, and the lines of hanging lunchboxes from years gone by even had a couple I recognized from my past. Service was very friendly and helpful. Will definitely return.

Food was good. I had a burger and Duke had pastrami sandwich and fries. I ordered beer battered onion rings which were good but didn't eat them all cause they smelled fishy. I was craving onion rings so I chanced eating them (shrimp and fries are fried in same oil). The younger waitress was super cheery and nice. I loved seeing all those old lunch boxes; made for nostalgic conversation.