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Based on the average rating of 3.8 for the Dick's Last Resort, one can assume that it has satisfied the most of its customers.

What User likes about Dick's Last Resort:
It’s filthy!!! The new spot on the riverwalk feels soooo much smaller. First time I’ve EVER had to pay for water in the states. Yes it’s bottled but I’ve never in a sit down restaurant. Stefanie gave as good as our family gave, yet eating utensils should never have to be demanded. If I wanted to eat with my hands I’d go to midevil times. The new restaurant is not handicap friendly and if you have to go to the bathroo... View all feedback.

What User doesn't like about Dick's Last Resort:
I've heard about fats for years, so I finally checked it. it was funny, but I don't feel like it lived until hype. Eating and drinks are really too expensive. reduce their prices and be a little more rude and thick will live up to the hype. I saw a table standing up and going because they thought the waitress was too rude. when they go there, they will harden up or stay home! View all feedback.

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3.8 ★ from 267 reviews
jameskirk205
20.11.2023 - 21:53

Great place to go. Just be prepared to be yelled at and insulted. That's the Dick's experience.

garnierpatricia
20.11.2023 - 21:53

Our waiter was nice, but all of the staff seemed like they were tired of playing their roles. He forgot our drinks a few times. Also, my daughter was supposed t...

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